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Its Exploding , Glass and Beer in my Hair, Bing Rimmed no Ring Tones, She Scores, Doctor Bones, and all I think, Oh What a Silly Foursome Whores. from SOI COWBOY No Dumb Whores. No Ranting Trump Tourettes Twitter Scores But Pimp Daddy Doctor Boner Bones Ping Pong, Blimp Ding Dong, She Shoot She Scores, In Beer Cups. Ping Pong Blimp Ding Dong This is Noway not going Wrong, Ping Pong , World Cup, Record Scores Drop the Beat, get it in Repeat, Feel The Heat, These Girls are in Need, Going in Speed FOKKING XERO... PEACE LOVE... Cosmic Reggae Ballad: The Tale of the Monster Cock Oh, in the cosmos where the dark stars gleam, A twisted dream in a cosmic stream. Daniel FX Staal, with his rhymes obscene, The king of chaos, where lust is the theme. Long live, oh, the new flesh arise, Through blackened skies and forbidden ties. Hear the chant, oh, feel the shock, Bow down to the legend, Monster Cock. Rod Serling whispers in the twilight glow, “Into the void, where mortals don’t go.” David Cronenberg, with his body in tow, “Embrace the flesh, let the madness flow.” Leather and chains, the poet’s delight, Dancing through darkness, no end in sight. With a red bell ringing and a black door near, The ego trips high, but the message is clear. Long live, oh, the new flesh arise, Through blackened skies and forbidden ties. Hear the chant, oh, feel the shock, Bow down to the legend, Monster Cock. A queen reborn in the stars so vast, She holds the Spacelord’s soul at last. Her curves like black holes, her kiss like flame, A cosmic fury, wild and untamed. Through lustful spins, her galaxy calls, Dripping down her Milky Way halls. Twisting the atoms, a gamma-ray scream, A dance in the void, a lurid dream. Long live, oh, the new flesh arise, Through blackened skies and forbidden ties. Hear the chant, oh, feel the shock, Bow down to the legend, Monster Cock. “Buckle up,” he said, “buttercup, take flight, Into the gaping void of eternal night.” Where libidos combust and stars collide, A wild, wicked ride on the cosmic tide. Her nebula hands and Saturn’s rings, Binding his soul to her unholy things. Her whispers burned like a solar flare, In her embrace, no mortal could dare. Long live, oh, the new flesh arise, Through blackened skies and forbidden ties. Hear the chant, oh, feel the shock, Bow down to the legend, Monster Cock. She sucked the sun and devoured the light, A queen of pleasure, a mistress of night. Through stardust trails, love and shame, A celestial beast now knows her name. The universe cracked with a fiery thrust, Every orbit crumbled into cosmic dust. The climax came with a gamma-ray roar, And left him lost on her starry shore. Long live, oh, the new flesh arise, Through blackened skies and forbidden ties. Hear the chant, oh, feel the shock, Bow down to the legend, Monster Cock. “Go home,” she said, “but don’t look above, For the stars are stained with our twisted love.” A tale of chaos, destruction, and dread, Of a cosmic queen and the bed she led. Through reggae beats and twilight tones, We tell this story, flesh and bones. A space rock opera, deranged and bold, The Monster Cock saga, forever retold. Long live, oh, the new flesh arise, Through blackened skies and forbidden ties. Hear the chant, oh, feel the shock, Forever reign the legend, Monster Cock. -------- Cosmic Reggae Ballad: Monster Cock Unleashed Oh, in the void where the galaxies grind, A lust so raw, it warps the mind. Daniel FX Staal, with his sins so sweet, The king of filth, where flesh worlds meet. Long live, oh, the new flesh ignite, In twisted stars, we burn tonight. Feel the pulse, oh, feel the shock, Bow down to the beast, Monster Cock. Rod Serling moans in a shadowed haze, “Depravity blooms in cosmic blaze.” Cronenberg smiles, his fingers trace, The curve of the void, a forbidden space. Chains so tight, and leather screams, A universe drenched in unholy dreams. The red bell rings, the black door calls, Ego explodes as the cosmos falls. Long live, oh, the new flesh ignite, In twisted stars, we burn tonight. Feel the pulse, oh, feel the shock, Bow down to the beast, Monster Cock. Her hips like comets, her thighs like traps, A nebula queen in her cosmic lapse. Her kiss consumes, her hunger sways, Dripping down stars in molten rays. Through the void’s spin, her lust unbound, A Milky Way soaked, her moans resound. Atoms collide in a wet, dark trance, The universe writhes in her wicked dance. Long live, oh, the new flesh ignite, In twisted stars, we burn tonight. Feel the pulse, oh, feel the shock, Bow down to the beast, Monster Cock. “Buckle up, baby, this ride’s obscene, A thrust through time, where no one’s clean.” Libidos combust, and orbits break, Stars ignite in her wake. Her Saturn rings grind on his mast, Binding his flesh, her grip so fast. Her whispers scorch like solar flares, Dragging him deep into her lairs. Long live, oh, the new flesh ignite, In twisted stars, we burn tonight. Feel the pulse, oh, feel the shock, Bow down to the beast, Monster Cock. She drained the sun, left the heavens dry, A cosmic queen with a devil’s cry. Stardust falls from her heaving chest, Her pleasure devours, her lust confessed. A black hole opened with a guttural moan, Planets shattered, her power shown. The climax came, the stars did quake, In her arms, the universe did break. Long live, oh, the new flesh ignite, In twisted stars, we burn tonight. Feel the pulse, oh, feel the shock, Bow down to the beast, Monster Cock. “Don’t look above,” her laughter cries, “For I’ve stained the heavens with cosmic ties.” A twisted love, destruction untamed, Her name echoes in starlight maimed. Through reggae beats, her tale is sung, Her cosmic pull has just begun. A space opera soaked in sweat and sin, Forever cursed where love begins. Long live, oh, the new flesh ignite, In twisted stars, we burn tonight. Feel the pulse, oh, feel the shock, Forever reign the beast, Monster Cock. ------------ Oh yeah, Snow Woke’s on a bender tonight, Snorting stardust under neon light. A Disney princess turned Troma star, Powdered dreams fueling sins bizarre. Oh Snow Woke, she’s lost in the smoke, A powdered tale, her soul’s last joke. Cosmic lines drawn under blacklight skies, Her legend rises as innocence dies. On set she swayed in a thong so bright, Glitter and shame in the dead of night. Sniffed her lines off the boom mic’s rope, And whispered, “This snow is my only hope.” Clive! just sighed, “This art’s deranged,” Lloyd grinned wide, “Her chaos is staged.” Rachel screamed, “This is my finest hour!” As her powdered dreams turned sweet to sour. Oh Snow Woke, she’s lost in the smoke, A powdered tale, her soul’s last joke. Cosmic lines drawn under blacklight skies, Her legend rises as innocence dies. The final scene was an orgy’s delight, A galaxy writhing in lustful fright. Rachel stumbled in, red eyes agleam, “This is my moment!” she gasped in a scream. The monstercock paused, its tendrils stilled, Lloyd whispered, “Perfect. This void is filled.” Clive! just chuckled, “Art’s ascent is this,” Daniel sighed, “At least we didn’t miss.” Oh Snow Woke, she’s lost in the smoke, A powdered tale, her soul’s last joke. Cosmic lines drawn under blacklight skies, Her legend rises as innocence dies. The tabloids screamed, “A coke-fueled dream!” Rachel’s fall became the mainstream meme. From Disney’s grace to Troma’s sheen, A powdered queen with a broken gleam. Her fans went wild, her ashes divine, Sold in vials, snorted line by line. “Snow White’s Dust,” a collector’s thrill, Their goddess reborn in every pill. Oh Snow Woke, she’s lost in the smoke, A powdered tale, her soul’s last joke. Cosmic lines drawn under blacklight skies, Her legend rises as innocence dies. Lloyd laughed hard, “This is cinema gold! They’re snorting her ashes, her story retold!” Clive! agreed, “This devotion’s sick, Art finds truth in a coke-fueled flick.” Rachel’s sequels flopped; none could compare, To the powdered myth of her starry despair. Her ashes fueled parties, her name sparked fights, She ruled the darkness of midnight nights. One fan too bold, a handful snorts, His soul consumed in cosmic courts. Rachel’s laugh echoes, her voice delights, “Sniff me again—it’s eternal nights.” Oh Snow Woke, she’s lost in the smoke, A powdered tale, her soul’s last joke. Cosmic lines drawn under blacklight skies, Her legend rises as innocence dies. Monster cock swayed in her final show, Tentacles bound in her endless glow. Her lust burned bright, her flame devoured, A cosmic queen in power unflowered. The universe wept as her ashes flew, A powdered goddess, her cult just grew. Her fans inhale her celestial fame, Forever bound to Snow Woke’s name. Oh Snow Woke, she’s lost in the smoke, A powdered tale, her soul’s last joke. Cosmic lines drawn under blacklight skies, Her legend rises as innocence dies. ---- Eyes of suns, they burn his core, A cosmic beast craving evermore. Through her pull, his will is sold, A queen of darkness, her grasp takes hold. Monster cock, cock rock, Seed flows out, my monster cock. Between her space, her fire, her heat, Where stars collide and chaos meets. Nebula tides dissolve his form, Her black hole heart, a cosmic storm. Twisting atoms, a gamma-ray cry, Lust and madness through the endless sky. Bound in chains, his spirit fades, A fragment of lust, in shadow he stays. Yet her light whispers, a siren's tune, A haunting echo beneath the moon. Monster cock, cock rock, Seed flows out, my monster cock. Between her stars, her dark delight, Consuming gods in endless night. The Spacelord prowls with fury bright, Through voids and stars, he stalks the night. He seeks the clown with laughter wild, To end the chaos of her beguiled. Inspiratus strikes with claws aflame, In Space Pussy’s realm, he stakes his claim. Her blackened throne, her spectral screams, A throne of lust in shattered dreams. Monster cock, cock rock, Seed flows out, my monster cock. Her cosmic pull, her endless reign, Bound by blood, through pleasure and pain. Galaxies quake as their battle grows, Through chains and claws, her vengeance shows. The queen of stars devours their cries, A goddess reborn in fiery skies. Her pull eternal, her wrath untamed, The Spacelord kneels, his soul reclaimed. In twisted union, they take their stand, A love of chaos, unholy and grand. Monster cock, cock rock, Seed flows out, my monster cock. Between her space, her fire, her heat, Her cosmic pull fuels raw defeat. Through cosmic tales of dread and lies, Where flat-earth fools once ruled the skies. Slavery thrived, freedom was chained, And gods invented the fear they claimed. Rational thought crushed under creed, Twisted stories fed human greed. But cosmic rebellion defies the mold, A fire of truth, a tale retold. Monster cock, cock rock, Seed flows out, my monster cock. Between her stars, her dark delight, Consuming gods in endless night. Art’s atoms drift in her swirling tide, Her black hole heart, where stars collide. No archangel lies, no devil's game, Twin frauds shroud the divine’s name. Inspiratus roams, his hunger bright, A beast of chaos, forged in night. Space Pussy laughs with a bloodstained hand, Her vengeance crowned across the land. Monster cock, cock rock, Seed flows out, my monster cock. Her throne of stars, her endless reign, Bound by blood, through pleasure and pain. Do you hope, or do you take the dope? Burn the plot or embrace the trope? In the cosmic void where truths ignite, All dissolves in the blinding light. ------ Reggae Sequel: Puzzy Ping Pong & the Cosmic Saga Out in the void where the cosmos sing, Puzzy Ping Pong set the world to swing. With paddles of stardust and moons in her grip, Her galaxy's rhythm makes the universe flip. Puzzy Ping Pong, she rules the scene, Her cosmic game, like a lucid dream. Monster Cock’s roar shakes the night, Together they burn in a radiant fight. Through black hole halls and Saturn's rings, The ping pong queen plays while the chaos clings. Monster Cock watches with a fiery gaze, Their love a battle in the astral maze. Nebula nets and comets fly, Each serve a spark, a cosmic high. Their lustful game bends time and space, In her court, he’s caught in her starry embrace. Puzzy Ping Pong, her racket swings, Monster Cock trembles as the universe sings. Galaxies quake when their passion ignites, A saga of fire in the endless night. She spins her serve, it warps the tide, Planets align, then collide. Monster Cock strikes with a blazing thrust, Their match explodes in cosmic dust. Her hips sway like the Milky Way, Each move a rhythm that none can play. Monster Cock bows, caught in her pull, Her gravity’s force makes his soul feel full. Puzzy Ping Pong, she’s the queen of the stars, Monster Cock’s flame burns brighter than Mars. Together they clash, their legends grow, A cosmic ballad where the wild winds blow. They set records across the astral plain, Puzzy Ping Pong with her cosmic reign. Monster Cock, her eternal rival, In their game of lust and survival. Her spin shots echo through time and space, His counterattack leaves a fiery trace. Paddles clash, the cosmos cheers, Their match ignites a million years. Puzzy Ping Pong, the starlight queen, Monster Cock bows to her fiery scene. Together they rise, their power untold, A cosmic romance, fierce and bold. From black hole depths to the galaxy’s end, Their battle of passion refuses to bend. Stars explode with every score, Puzzy Ping Pong demands encore. Monster Cock roars, his might unleashed, Puzzy’s return shot makes him cease. She conquers the court with her cosmic charm, Leaving his ego forever disarmed. Puzzy Ping Pong, her victory sings, Monster Cock kneels as the universe rings. Through chaos and lust, their tale does burn, An endless game where the cosmos turns. Now the stars whisper their epic tale, Of love and games that shattered the veil. Puzzy Ping Pong, a goddess supreme, Monster Cock’s roar fuels the dream. In reggae rhythm, their story's told, Of fire and lust, so raw and bold. Their cosmic game lives on in song, Puzzy Ping Pong and the Monster Cock strong. Puzzy Ping Pong, her racket swings, Monster Cock roars as the universe sings. Forever their legend will echo on, A reggae ballad of lust and dawn. ----- Reggae Sequel: The Tale of Miss Spock and the Cosmic Ping Pong Showdown In the realm of stars where galaxies glow, Daniel FX Staal sets the stage for the show. With bets on his champion, he stands so proud, Miss Spock the cat, under a cosmic crowd. Oh Miss Spock, the black and white queen, Puzzy Ping Pong’s rival, sleek and keen. Daniel cheers as the paddles swing, In cosmic courts where legends sing. Miss Spock steps up, her whiskers sharp, Eyes of starlight, a feline spark. Her paws move fast, with grace divine, A cosmic contender, ready to shine. Puzzy Ping Pong smirks with flair, Her comet-like strikes fill the air. Miss Spock counters, swift and sly, Her black and white streak tears through the sky. Oh Miss Spock, she’s the feline star, Puzzy Ping Pong knows she’s raised the bar. Daniel grins as the match heats up, Two queens clashing for the cosmic cup. Daniel FX Staal, with a cosmic toast, Bets on Miss Spock, his feline boast. "She’s got nine lives and a ping pong dream, She’ll take the crown in this astral scheme!" Puzzy spins with a meteor’s speed, But Miss Spock returns with feline creed. The stars pulse bright, the void does roar, As the ping pong game becomes galactic lore. Oh Miss Spock, the black and white ace, Puzzy Ping Pong fights to keep her space. Daniel laughs as the paddles clash, A battle of queens with cosmic flash. Miss Spock leaps with a twist in her tail, Her cosmic spin makes the universe wail. Puzzy fires back with a blazing serve, The crowd erupts as the tension curves. “Hold steady, Spock!” Daniel shouts, His faith in his cat removes all doubts. With a flick of her paw, she takes control, A feline maestro on the cosmic roll. Oh Miss Spock, the crowd’s delight, Puzzy Ping Pong fights with all her might. Daniel cheers as the game unfolds, A cosmic saga of queens so bold. The scoreboard lights with a blazing glow, Miss Spock ahead in the cosmic show. Puzzy rallies, her fury supreme, Her passion burns like a solar beam. The final rally, the match so tight, Both queens blaze in the endless night. Miss Spock spins with a feline flair, Puzzy gasps as the ball tears the air. Oh Miss Spock, the queen of the court, Puzzy Ping Pong, her game falls short. Daniel stands with his fist held high, His black-and-white star lights the sky. Puzzy bows with a gracious nod, To the feline queen, her skill unflawed. Miss Spock purrs as she claims her throne, In the cosmic realm, her legend is known. Daniel FX Staal raises his glass, “To Miss Spock, a queen with class! In Puzzy Ping Pong, she reigns supreme, The black and white star of my wildest dream.” Oh Miss Spock, the feline queen, Her cosmic triumph, forever seen. In reggae rhythm, her tale lives on, A starry saga, a celestial song. ----- Reggae Sequel: Miss Spock's Golden Glory Oh, Daniel FX Staal had a cosmic plan, Bet on Miss Spock, the queen of the land. The Puzzy Ping Pong stage was set, For a record to break they’d never forget. Miss Spock rocks, oh, she rocks so hard, Puzzy Ping Pong’s reigning star. Daniel wins big with a burger prize, And Miss Spock shines in golden skies. The game began with a cosmic cheer, Miss Spock’s skill made the stars appear. Her black and white fur, a streak of light, Breaking records in the endless night. Puzzy Ping Pong fans were in awe, At the feline finesse of Miss Spock’s paw. She smashed the ball with a fiery spin, And the world declared her the ultimate win. Miss Spock rocks, oh, she rocks so hard, Puzzy Ping Pong’s reigning star. Daniel wins big with a burger prize, And Miss Spock shines in golden skies. Daniel FX Staal danced with glee, “One million burgers belong to me!” But his heart was pure, his joy was real, For Miss Spock’s triumph sealed the deal. A golden litterbox was her reward, Fit for the queen of the Ping Pong board. And burgers stacked as high as the moon, A feast for Miss Spock, the feline tycoon. Miss Spock rocks, oh, she rocks so hard, Puzzy Ping Pong’s reigning star. Daniel wins big with a burger prize, And Miss Spock shines in golden skies. The crowd erupted in a joyful roar, Miss Spock had opened the record door. Her cosmic legacy etched in stone, A Ping Pong queen on a royal throne. “Eat up, Spock!” Daniel proclaimed, “All the burgers you want, your glory’s framed.” She purred and pawed at the golden box, The queen of the stars, a cat that rocks. News spread wide through the cosmic sphere, Miss Spock’s record brought joy and cheer. From planets far and galaxies near, They hailed the cat with the Ping Pong gear. Miss Spock rocks, oh, she rocks so hard, Puzzy Ping Pong’s reigning star. Daniel wins big with a burger prize, And Miss Spock shines in golden skies. Now Daniel FX Staal, the man of the hour, Shared his coupons with a cosmic power. A McDonald’s feast for the Ping Pong fans, Burgers for all in the cosmic lands. So raise a toast to the black and white queen, Her Ping Pong moves like none have seen. Miss Spock reigns with her golden box, A legend who truly, endlessly rocks. Miss Spock rocks, oh, she rocks so hard, Puzzy Ping Pong’s reigning star. Daniel wins big with a burger prize, And Miss Spock shines in golden skies. ------ Reggae Sequel: “Bobby’s Cosmic Breakdown” Oh, Bobby Brown thought he was the king, Bet a ton on a cosmic swing. Miss Spock smashed hard, the ball took flight, And Bobby lost it all in the cosmic night. Oh Bobby Brown, your luck ran dry, Bet against the queen, now kiss it goodbye. Miss Spock reigns, and the burgers fly, But Bobby’s despair fills the starry sky. Bobby swaggered in, so sure of his bet, Dreams of gold chains and a space corvette. But when Miss Spock won, his world did break, Now he’s left with nothing but cosmic ache. Daniel FX Staal, with his coupons stacked, Laughed so hard, the galaxy cracked. “Bobby,” he said, “you’ve lost your game, Now the cosmos knows your shame.” Oh Bobby Brown, your luck ran dry, Bet against the queen, now kiss it goodbye. Miss Spock reigns, and the burgers fly, But Bobby’s despair fills the starry sky. Bobby sulked back to his little abode, Counting his losses as his ego implodes. “I’ll never bet on a cat again, Cosmic queens are the ultimate win.” Miss Spock strutted with her golden box, A Ping Pong queen that truly rocks. Burgers piled high, her feast supreme, While Bobby drowned in a shattered dream. Oh Bobby Brown, your luck ran dry, Bet against the queen, now kiss it goodbye. Miss Spock reigns, and the burgers fly, But Bobby’s despair fills the starry sky. Bobby tried to recover, but it’s no joke, He pawned his spaceship and sold his cloak. The cosmos laughed at his tragic plight, While Miss Spock purred in the limelight. Daniel FX Staal threw a burger parade, Sharing his riches, the bets he made. The galaxy danced, the stars aligned, While Bobby’s losses rewired his mind. I was Bobby Brown, the cosmic ace, Now I’m just a loser in this Ping Pong race.” He muttered and moped, but the punchline hit, Miss Spock’s victory was cosmic wit. Oh Bobby Brown, your luck ran dry, Bet against the queen, now kiss it goodbye. Miss Spock reigns, and the burgers fly, But Bobby’s despair fills the starry sky. Then Daniel declared, with a cheeky grin, “Bobby, old friend, let the chaos begin. This golden litterbox is proof of fate, Don’t bet on ego; it’s too late.” Punchline Explosion And Bobby screamed to the cosmic abyss, “My life’s a joke, and I’ve been dissed!” The stars just laughed as Miss Spock did spin, “Never bet against a cat—you’ll never win!” Oh Bobby Brown, your luck ran dry, Bet against the queen, now kiss it goodbye. Miss Spock reigns, and the burgers fly, While Bobby’s despair echoes in the sky. Reggae Sequel: “Bobby Brown’s Cosmic Tragedy” Oh Bobby Brown, he lost his way, Bet too much, now he had to pay. Daniel FX Staal saw red that night, And a hammer swung in the pale moonlight. Oh Bobby Brown, the cosmos won’t cry, A skull was cracked, and the stars went awry. Daniel hid the body, a wall his shield, But betrayal loomed, fate was sealed. Miss Spock watched from her golden throne, Her feline eyes gleamed like polished stone. She purred so sweet, but her heart was sly, And she plotted Daniel’s alibi. Behind the wall, Bobby's body lay, But whispers grew louder every day. Miss Spock betrayed with a flick of her tail, Sold Daniel out with a cosmic email. Oh Bobby Brown, the cosmos won’t cry, A skull was cracked, and the stars went awry. Miss Spock, the queen, turned the tide, Now Daniel waits for the chair to fry. The trial was quick, the verdict clear, Daniel FX Staal faced electric fear. “Guilty!” they cried, as the gavel fell, And Miss Spock’s purr echoed through the cell. The headlines screamed, “Cat Betrays Man!” The cosmic saga of this twisted plan. Daniel sighed, “It’s a crazy ride, But I’ll tell my story on the other side.” Oh, the laughs and gasps will fill the room, When the video album drops with a boom. The tale of murder, betrayal, and flair, And Daniel’s last ride in the electric chair. Oh Bobby Brown, the cosmos won’t cry, A skull was cracked, and the stars went awry. Miss Spock, the queen, turned the tide, Now Daniel waits for the chair to fry. So thrilling, so funny, it’ll make you scream, A story so wild, it feels like a dream. The video album drops soon, my friend, For this cosmic tale that’ll never end. Oh Bobby Brown, your tale’s a mess, Daniel FX Staal tried his best. But Miss Spock reigns, her throne is clear, And this saga’s the funniest you’ll ever hear!